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Kinky Dice

One night at an intimate gathering Alex Hutchinson created a kinky dice game. The rules are designed to turn a four person game into a raunchy evening never to be forgotten!


How to play

Someone should track the points because they will become useful in the end. 10,000 points to win!

Roll six, six sided dice. 

If you get two of a kind (or more) put that pair (or more) aside and roll the rest of the dice. If you get a third (or more) same as the pair pull it aside and add it together. Now you can either hold here or roll the rest of the dice to try for more. If you don't get a value the same as you are holding, your turn is over with no points.

* Double pairs - You can play double pairs at any time and even add them up to a triple pair.

* Drop the pair - If you have a pair down and roll 3 or 4 of a kind, you can take the new pairing.

* Two sets of 3 counts as six of a kind and the player chooses reward.

Values are simple: Three of any kind = 300 points, four = 400, 5 = 500 points, 6 = 2000 points

Three pairs: 1500 points - Tune in Toyko (Grope the chest) to the person on your right.

Straight on the first roll only: 1,500 points - Initiates a game of Butt Tag.

Short straight on the first roll only: 1000 points if the dice are 1-2-3-4-5 or 2-3-4-5-6 - Initiates a game of Butt Tag.

Butt tag is where the lowest scoring player is it. They have to slap someone else on the butt who then has to tag the next person until all players have been tagged.


The Kinky Rules: Round One

*Make sure all players are wearing the exact same number of clothing items. Six or seven items of clothing will likely be the norm.

Three of a kind (Any Number) lose one piece of clothing. Keep tracks of points.

This is the only rule until everyone is naked.


The Kinky Rules: Round Two

With four naked players and points on the board, it is time to get really kinky. Regarding any timed event the other players must count out loud while the event is happening. Any outcome can be vetoed but the players involved must dance the naked Waltz for 10 seconds. This only applies to in game play, not bedroom play.


Three of a kind are for Teasers

1 - Pick a person, hug them forward facing while they kiss your neck for 5 seconds.

2 - Pick a person, have them turn around and twerk for 5 seconds.

3 - Pick a person, tell them to bend over while you spank them three times.

4 - Pick a person, have them lick your nipple for 3 seconds.

5 - Pick a person, have them stand out in the open and do 5 jumping jacks

6 - Pick a person, have them nibble on your earlobe for 5 seconds.


Four of a kind are for Kinksters

1 - Pick a person, hug each other forward facing and make out for 5 seconds.

2 - Pick a person, have them stand behind you and pat you down for 10 seconds.

3 - Pick a partner, both of you will spank a third person 5 times in sync.

4 - Pick two people, have them lick your nipples for 10 seconds.

5 - Pick two people, have them kneel before you and take turns kissing your inner thighs for 10 seconds.

6 - Pick two people, have them both nibble on your earlobes for 5 seconds. 


Five of a kind are for Dirty Whores

1 - Pick a person and tell them which body part they need to lick for 10 seconds.

2 - Pick a person to make out with while a second person kisses your inner thighs for 10 seconds.

3 - Two people lick your nipples while a third person kisses your inner thighs for 10 seconds.

4 - All four people have a group hug and make out for 10 seconds.

5 - All three other players have to pat you down at the same time for 10 seconds.

6 - All four people embrace front to back in a hugging chain for 10 seconds.


Six of a kind are for Sex Slaves (5 minutes)

1 or 2 - pick a person, take them into the bedroom and enjoy them for 5 minutes

3 or 4 - pick two people, they have to go into the bedroom and enjoy other for 5 minutes

5 or 6 - The other three players get to choose your bedroom partner for the enjoying 5 minutes


The Great Prize for the Almighty Winner!

10,000 points - You get three sex slaves for the first 10 minutes of your foursome! They have to do whatever your dirty little heart desires. After 10 minutes the power goes to 2nd place who controls the room for 5 minutes and then 3rd place for 3 minutes and finally 4th place for 1 minute. This game is all about consent, you can veto anything asked of you. After that everyone is free to have fun!




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